Monday, December 22, 2014

69 Foods You Should Never Eat

    Recently I've come across a few lists of things you should “never” eat. So for shits and giggles I decided to Google “Foods you should never eat.” The following is a list of foods I got off the first page of said Google search.

    69 Foods You Should Never Eat:
  1. Pretzels
  2. Peanut Butter
  3. Any Nut Butter
  4. Canned Corn
  5. Canned Tomatos
  6. Beef Jerky
  7. Powdered Coffee Cream
  8. Non organic Apples
  9. Non organic Strawberries
  10. Banana Chips
  11. Grapes
  12. Any Fruit without an edible skin or seeds (that includes bananas!)
  13. Fruit juice
  14. Margarine
  15. Vegetable Oil
  16. Pre Produced Hamburgers
  17. Anything from McDonald's
  18. Table Salt
  19. Milk (non organic)
  20. White Bread
  21. Multi Grain Bread
  22. Any Bread
  23. Any Multi Grain product
  24. Fried Food
  25. Soy Protein
  26. Creamy Salad Dressing
  27. Any prepared Salad
  28. White Rice
  29. Muesli
  30. Tuna Sushi
  31. White Chocolate
  32. Artificial Sweetners
  33. Spouts
  34. Anything w/ artificial colours
  35. Chain restaurant ice cream
  36. Any ice cream
  37. Energy Bars
  38. Trail Mix
  39. Light Yogurt
  40. Gluten Free Food
  41. Breakfast Cereal
  42. Sport Drinks
  43. Smoothies
  44. Frozen Diet Entrees
  45. Muffins
  46. Fat Free Anything
  47. Granola
  48. Dried Fruit
  49. Brown Sugar
  50. Any Sugar
  51. Bagels
  52. Processed Baked Goods
  53. Diet Soda
  54. Any Soda
  55. Jarred Tomato Sauce
  56. Bacon
  57. Soy Sauce
  58. Corn Fed Beef – that's pretty much all beef
  59. Non organic Potatoes
  60. Non organic anything
  61. Cereal Bars
  62. Mayo
  63. White Pasta
  64. Ice Cream
  65. Microwave Popcorn
  66. Sword fish
  67. Farmed Salmon
  68. Any farmed fish
  69. High Fructose Corn Syrup

3 comments:

Jeff said...

I may as well just shoot myself now.

Gregg Ambrosi said...

oh yay. 'delicious feasts' of quinoa and broccoli (organic of course).

:(

Gregg Ambrosi said...

or wait, that's a grain. double yay to broccoli solo